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经典段子20131027 其实想拉姑娘小手很简单

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青年捡到一个神灯,擦了擦,出来一个精灵:“我可以满足你一个愿望。”青年想了想说:“可以满足两个愿望吗?”“好的。现在可以说你的第二个愿望了。”

其实想拉姑娘小手很简单,找个女汉子说咱俩掰手腕吧。——inntran

完全不明白你们为什么会喜欢苹果的设计,单纯拿安装系统来说,我还是第一次见设计成这么大的取消按钮……——Hcy.Moby

分享一个#内涵段子#: 我爸妈结婚二十几年从没吵过架。怎么做到的?我妈嫁进门的那天,狗对她吼, 她平静的说,这是第一次,过一会,狗又对她吼,她说,这是第二次,过一会儿狗对她吼!她拿菜刀把狗砍死了。我爸对她吼,你神经病啊!她平静的看着我爸说,这是第一次,从此以后,他们过上了幸福生活!

光棍节快到了,身边很多人都开始告白计划了。 我也想,但我怕表白后,连室友都做不成了…

你有什么不开心的事,发表到空间让大家赞一下呗。

每天起床时,脑海中总有两个小人,一个说:再睡十分钟吧。另一个说:好呀好呀。然后就没有然后了…

再次发现电视里都是骗人的,不是说两个人吵架只要吻住对方的嘴就好了么,我这样做了,我叔怎么扇了我一巴掌?

男朋友的前女友最近老是在勾引他,好像有点想再续前缘的意思…真是冤家路窄,刚好在逛商场的时候碰见了她,她见我立即就跑,我一路追赶,要不是看她跑进了女厕所,我今天非弄惨她,你丫的…

昨天惹老婆生气。那二货竟然偷偷上我的企鹅发了条说说:   我感觉自己越来越丑了,我真的要去整容吗?   第二天当我再上QQ时,发现那些我都以为QQ都不用了的同学朋友们都复活了。   一共二十一个赞。奶奶的。都是什么心态!

昨晚睡觉前水喝多了,结果一晚上尿了好几次。等到第三次的时候,我不得不下床去厕所了。



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